Conceived in 1999. Formed 2001, but not a god-damn moving sidewalk or moon base in sight. Screw the future! What did it ever do for us? Sure Mr. Wood, it might be where we'll spend the rest of our lives, but it's also when we're ALL GONNA DIE! Okay, stay focused...where was I? Released our first CD, Pay More And Get A Good Seat, in 2003. Recorded in 3 days, released in 3 trimesters. We're kinda slow that way. Next was a split 7" EP with our Ottawa buddies the Glads. It was nice to have a vinyl record because that stuff's not so practical in the manufacture of, say, women's panties (they look good but they're also sweat-traps...at least that's what Pete says).

In case you paid attention in Madame Robitaille's class, here's what the French say about our song on the "Riot On Soundflat Strip" comp: "Joli coup encore pour les MIDWAYS qui proposent une excellente mixture Trash/Frat à mi chemin entre les SEXAREENOS et UNTAMED YOUTH sans pour autant sombrer dans l’autocaricature si souvent rencontrée dans le genre. Une des meilleures découvertes de cette compilation." -Chroniques de disques, 2006